Larry Miller

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Every time a friend of mine has a kid I go over to the crib and say, "You know, I used to hold your father’s head while he threw up."
It doesn't burn unless you take too long to blow it out. How true that is, for life in general.
I've been a character actor, which I define as "anyone in the movie who's not kissing Renee Zellweger.
To women, we are like big dogs that talk.
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
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