It doesn't burn unless you take too long to blow it out. How true that is, for life in general.
Every time a friend of mine has a kid I go over to the crib and say, "You know, I used to hold your father’s head while he threw up."
As women well know, the reason men are no good at playing dumb is most of the time we're not playing.
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
I've been a character actor, which I define as "anyone in the movie who's not kissing Renee Zellweger.All quotes and jokes