Larry Miller

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It doesn't burn unless you take too long to blow it out. How true that is, for life in general.

Every time a friend of mine has a kid I go over to the crib and say, "You know, I used to hold your father’s head while he threw up."

I've been a character actor, which I define as "anyone in the movie who's not kissing Renee Zellweger.

To women, we are like big dogs that talk.

I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.

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