Lenny Bruce


A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” I dunno… it was one of those parties that got out of hand.

If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

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