Lenny Bruce


A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” I dunno… it was one of those parties that got out of hand.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

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