Louie Anderson

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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

My first words were "Seconds, please". Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9x12.

I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn't even have to go outside. He's got the microwave and a satellite dish, it's all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.

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