Milton Berle

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She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
That's a vicious rumour! A rumour started by a few million people.
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I’d told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
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