Milton Berle

Quotes

Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

That's a vicious rumour! A rumour started by a few million people.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

There are a lot of things money can’t buy. Not one of them is on my son’s list.

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