Milton Berle
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She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
That's a vicious rumour! A rumour started by a few million people.
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
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