Milton Berle


All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card – American Express.

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

She was nice to him on Valentine’s Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

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