Milton Berle

Quotes

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.

That's a vicious rumour! A rumour started by a few million people.

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

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