Milton Jones

Quotes

"The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A."

"My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times."

"I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!"

I’m very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, ‘how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors’. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

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