Milton Jones

Quotes

"The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A."

"My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times."

"I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!"

I’m very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, ‘how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors’. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. (any number) Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

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