Mort Sahl


If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

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