Mort Sahl

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If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"

New book on Malcolm X says we don’t know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

You know me, I love lost causes.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

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