Mort Sahl

Quotes

If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"

New book on Malcolm X says we don’t know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

You know me, I love lost causes.

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