Mort Sahl


If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

New book on Malcolm X says we don’t know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

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