Mort Sahl

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If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

You know me, I love lost causes.

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