Paul Rodriguez

Paul Rodriguez
Paul Rodriguez, Sr. is a Mexican-American stand-up comedian and actor.


Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Latinos are black, white, brown, beige. What does that say about our ancestors? We'll sleep with anybody!