Paul Rodriguez

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Latinos are black, white, brown, beige. What does that say about our ancestors? We'll sleep with anybody!

What’s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Maybe he's my good luck charm.

Those are adult magazines. Anybody can own them. It doesn't prove the charge.

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