Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There’s a dead bird." He looked up.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance.
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.