Phyllis Diller

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I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”

I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

We had a civil ceremony – his mother couldn’t come.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

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