I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”
I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they’re settling?"All quotes and jokes