Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There’s a dead bird." He looked up.

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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