My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”
I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.All quotes and jokes