I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”
I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.
I’m beginning to have morning sickness. I’m not having a baby, I’m just sick of morning.
It’s true Fang and I fight, but we’ve never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
I was sort of tricked into marrying. One night I was out with Fang and a girl said, “You better hand on to him.” I thought I had a prize. I didn’t know she meant that after one drink he falls down.All quotes and jokes