Phyllis Diller

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I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”

I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.

I was sort of tricked into marrying. One night I was out with Fang and a girl said, “You better hand on to him.” I thought I had a prize. I didn’t know she meant that after one drink he falls down.

I’m beginning to have morning sickness. I’m not having a baby, I’m just sick of morning.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

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