My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There’s a dead bird." He looked up.
Quotes and Jokes by Phyllis Diller
Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 173)
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My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
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#6
If your children write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
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#10
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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#15
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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