Ray Romano

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It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar.

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