Ray Romano

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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

You might think that’s an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.

It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

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