Ray Romano


It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

This year, I will hug my wife more. Or have my assistant hug her more for me.

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