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William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, "There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms." Never got a dinner!

Gary Hart, who said, "She didn't sit on my yacht; she sat on my dinghy!" Never got a dinner!

Noah’s wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, "It’s your turn to spread the papers on the floor!" Never got a dinner!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, "Why do you need an airbag?" Never got a dinner!

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