The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.
William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, "There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms." Never got a dinner!
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said, "This isn't a hump. I ate a canteloupe and it backed up on me." Never got a dinner!
King Soloman, who said to his thousand wives, "Who hasn't got a headache?" Never got a dinner!
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, "Why do you need an airbag?" Never got a dinner!All quotes and jokes