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William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, "There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms." Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, "I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing!" Never got a dinner!

Noah’s wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, "It’s your turn to spread the papers on the floor!" Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright, who said to his brother Will, "We're only in the air twelve seconds; how the hell did our luggage get to Cleveland?" Never got a dinner!

Gary Hart, who said, "She didn't sit on my yacht; she sat on my dinghy!" Never got a dinner!

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