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Michelangelo’s girlfriend, who said to Angelo, "Forget the paint – let’s put a mirror on the ceiling." Never got a dinner!

Dick Clark’s wife, who said to Dick on their honeymoon, "That was your third blooper tonight." Never got a dinner!

Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, "Are you sure all we did was kiss?" Never got a dinner!

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

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