Richard Belzer

Richard Belzer
Richard Jay Belzer is an American stand-up comedian, author, and actor. He is best known for his role as BPD Detective, NYPD Detective/Sergeant and DA Investigator John Munch, whom he has portrayed as a regular cast member on the NBC police drama series Homicide: Life on the Street and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.


The only time Chevy Chase has a funny bone in his body is when I fuck him in the ass.

It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!