Richard Lewis

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I'll never die. Been there done that.

It was so important for me just to have my ex feel good in bed. The low point was when I started to sing, 'Here we go, orgasm! Here we go!' And then when it finally happened, running a victory lap - that was sad. And the high fives, wasn't that unnecessary?

I'd deeply apologize to Richard Lewis for my offensive slurs to myself.

Life's a beautiful thing. With every passing day I have more to worry about.

The biggest plus of marriage is finally realizing that we are alone.

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