Richard Lewis


I don't like horror movies because I'm squeamish. But I go because my ex's like to go. They like to pull for the antichrist.

She was wacko. She was an only child, but she still had a sibling rivalry.

The more you want the less you get.

If I'm on the toilet for more than two minutes, I take Dramamine. That's how nauseous I get.

They flew me out in this plane that was only first class. It was all first class. It was the most psychotic thing I've ever seen in my life. The drinking that went on - it was like Mardi Gras. The nose of the plane started to develop red veins.

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