Richard Lewis


Artistic idols of mine who died got an average mention of 22 seconds on the local news. Bottom-line fame-seekers, sleep with news anchors.

My shrink is bored and insists that I create and blame my darkness on another family.

I'd deeply apologize to Richard Lewis for my offensive slurs to myself.

Today I followed my instincts and never got out of bed.

My nightmares have coming attractions.

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