Artistic idols of mine who died got an average mention of 22 seconds on the local news. Bottom-line fame-seekers, sleep with news anchors.
My shrink is bored and insists that I create and blame my darkness on another family.
I'd deeply apologize to Richard Lewis for my offensive slurs to myself.
Today I followed my instincts and never got out of bed.
My nightmares have coming attractions.All quotes and jokes