Richard Lewis


When I was growing up, my mom would have a toast at the beginning of a reunion: 'You're killing your father.'

She was wacko. She was an only child, but she still had a sibling rivalry.

I'm a hypochondriac. Backstage, I don't sign autographs - I signed a valium for some woman.

It's low self-esteem. I understand; I was brought up with it. I go on the road - when I do concerts, I bring a portable Wailing Wall. I'm always prepared.

I just unfollowed myself. Why follow an idiot.

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