Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
Quotes and Jokes by Richard Lewis
Top 15 Quotes (out of 276)
Political views divide faster than marriages.
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I'm a recovering alcoholic but at least I do have cough medicine on tap.
A woman can have sex with whoever she wants, a man only with whoever allows him.
Even if I'm aroused, my penis is in the shape of a question mark.
I'm the Descartes of anxiety; I panic, therefore I am.
Depression can be a mirage.
Don't worry about dying, worry about living.
Nothing matters until you realize that nothing really matters other than helping others who live as if nothing will ever really matter.
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
If I stop complaining I'll have nothing to compain about.