Life and mental illness aside, the only reason to stay miserable is life or mental illness.
Quotes and Jokes by Richard Lewis
Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 276)
I'm a recovering alcoholic but at least I do have cough medicine on tap.
Political views divide faster than marriages.
I’m a major hypochondriac. I won’t even masturbate anymore. I’m afraid I might give myself something.
Even if I'm aroused, my penis is in the shape of a question mark.
I'm the Descartes of anxiety; I panic, therefore I am.
Don't worry about dying, worry about living.
Nothing matters until you realize that nothing really matters other than helping others who live as if nothing will ever really matter.
Depression can be a mirage.
First class mail sucks. What is third class mail? They must strap a letter on the back of a mental patient and he wanders aimlessly.
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
A woman can have sex with whoever she wants, a man only with whoever allows him.
If I stop complaining I'll have nothing to compain about.
One of the pluses of being married with no kids is that my wife can have more free time after she tucks me in.
I have over 18 years sober but am still just a minute away from going insane again.