Robin Williams

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I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men doing manly things: “You just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.” Why not have a realistic beer commercial? ... “It’s five o’clock in the morning. You just pissed on a dumpster. It’s Miller time.”

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

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