Robin Williams

Quotes

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

[Imitating a Frenchman] Fuck you Americans! Uncultured, crass Americans! We hate all of you! Fu- the Germans are here! Hello Americans! We love you!

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

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