Robin Williams

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I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

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