The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
We were talking briefly about cocaine...yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!All quotes and jokes