Robin Williams

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I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I walked into my son's room the other day, and he's got four screens going at the same time. He's watching a movie on one screen, playing a game on another, downloading something on this one, texting on that one, people say "He's got ADD." Fuck that, he's multitasking.

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