Robin Williams


I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

We were talking briefly about cocaine...yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

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