Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.


I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There must be.'

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.