Sarah Silverman

Quotes

What the fuck am I doing?

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

You know who has a tiny vagina? Barbie. Not Klaus Barbie, the infamous Nazi.

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