Shelley Berman


I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun.

A timid gray-haired lady boarded a Philadelphia local at Trenton and asked the conductor, “Does this train stop at the Broad Street terminal?” “If it doesn't lady,” he assured her, “you're going to see one heck of a crush!”

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.

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