How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way.
You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.