Steve Martin

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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

I’ve had more women than most people have noses.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

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