Steve Martin

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I’ve had more women than most people have noses.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

There's a point when you're famous and it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And there's a moment when you're famous just right.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

It was easier to sell a painting that was not for sale.

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