Steve Martin

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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

I’ve had more women than most people have noses.

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, "for what?"

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