Steven Wright

Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

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A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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