Steven Wright

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

My school colors were clear. I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

I was Cesarean born. Can’t really tell. Although, whenever I leave a house I got out through the window.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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