Steven Wright

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
My school colors were clear. I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was...
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