Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
My school colors were clear. I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
I went into a restaurant. The menu said “breakfast any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.All quotes and jokes