When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
I make my own water - two glasses of H, one glass of O.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."All quotes and jokes