Well, you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
My school colors were clear. I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
I went into a restaurant. The menu said “breakfast any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.All quotes and jokes