Tig Notaro

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Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

I was at a party and this guys was hitting on me. But he was hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was “If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?” And I was like, “Anywhere?” And he was like, “Anywhere.” And I was like, “To the other side of the room… Now please get out of the way of a woman and her dream.”

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