Tig Notaro

Quotes

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

I was one of those kids that finished school early… by dropping out.

I went on a hardcore drinking and smoking binge. It lasted right about nine months. And then as soon as I was born, I was like, “Do not go in there.”

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