Wanda Sykes


That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

I'm really funny now.

He’s going around putting little covers over the electrical outlets and all that stuff, and I’m like, ‘How the kids going to learn about electricity, huh?’

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

All quotes and jokes
Profile was viewed 282 times