Woody Allen

Quotes

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dark about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

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