Zach Galifianakis

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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock

I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, “Do you have any phone skills?” I was like, “I called you, didn’t I?”

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

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