Hookers don't like to snuggle.
I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!"All quotes and jokes