Zach Galifianakis

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I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, “Do you have any phone skills?” I was like, “I called you, didn’t I?”
I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
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