Flip Wilson

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

If I had my entire life to live over, I doubt if I’d have the strength.

That's a good time to sneak, four in the morning, 'cause anyone you run into, they're sneaking too.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

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