Jim Norton
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I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
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