There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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My dad's like, "If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?"
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.
Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.