Quote by Sam Kinison:

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Comedian
Short bio
Samuel Burl Kinison was an American stand-up comedian and actor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his distinct scream.

All quotes by Sam Kinison

Quotes by other comedians

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

The man would box so good it'd make your dick hard!