There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"
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I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.