Quote by Sinbad:

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.

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David Adkins, better known by his stage name Sinbad, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He became known in the 1990s from being featured on his own HBO specials, appearing on several television series, and starring in the films Necessary Roughness, Houseguest, First Kid, Jingle All the Way, and Good Burger.

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I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

There are no fights in Ireland, people just get so drunk they go, "Goddamn, ya sonofabitch!" and pass out. And there's no Alcoholics Anonymous there, because if there's a meeting, it's always at the bar.