If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.
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I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.
Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
There are no fights in Ireland, people just get so drunk they go, "Goddamn, ya sonofabitch!" and pass out. And there's no Alcoholics Anonymous there, because if there's a meeting, it's always at the bar.