Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.
If the rich are evil why are you sitting in their library? Why are you sitting in their hall? Why did I just listen to a whole show on orangutans with no commercials that they paid for?