Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Quote by Steven Wright:
Quotes by other comedians
Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.
Look at you, you're handsome... ish.