Quote by Steven Wright:


Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

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I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.