Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Quote by Steven Wright:
Quotes by other comedians
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.
Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.