Quotes & Jokes about Work
The upper class: keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class: pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work.
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.
Women want you to suffer. You know what I mean? They want you to go 4 to 8 grand in debt. They want you to do that, and go to work every fucking day, knowing that you're working for their fucking love and the use of their fucking vagina.