Quote by Steven Wright:


I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

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Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

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