I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
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Ahhh, where is my face?! I lost so much face on that show, I don't even exist anymore!
Do you think Americans deserve healthcare? Have you looked at this horrible fat fuck country?
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