Quotes & Jokes about Art
She stood in line and got cut. Tried out, got cut. Loved art but the budget got cut. Then she got numb then she only felt when she knelt and cut!
Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Fine art and pizza delivery - being a talk-show host falls neatly in between.
You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only... only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images.
Life imitates art but art intimidates life.
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, "This is art, and you can't do it."
The two biggest myths about me are that I’m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I’m an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.
People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an entertainment medium, it's not that either. It's an advertising medium. It's a method to deliver advertising like a cigarette is a method to deliver nicotine.