Quotes & Jokes about Art

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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Fine art and pizza delivery - being a talk-show host falls neatly in between.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only... only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, "This is art, and you can't do it."

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

The two biggest myths about me are that I’m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I’m an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.