To me nature is… spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating… It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
That's right, "tell your mama", "tell your mama", "tell your mama" … nobody tells daddy shit!
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.