Quote by Wanda Sykes:


To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, "I’m Secretary of State next month!"

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Wanda Yvette Sykes is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She was first recognized for her work as a writer on The Chris Rock Show, for which she won a Primetime Emmy Award in 1999. In 2004, Entertainment Weekly named Sykes as one of the 25 funniest people in America.

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