I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
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Have you guys flown since 11-9? I’m European.
You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!
I think racists know at this point that they've probably got to keep their ideas to themselves unless they're at one of those Klan meetings. You know bunch of douchebags sitting around with a fucking comforter thrown over your face, just fucking getting all sweaty under there, your face breaking out. You know? Whats wrong with those people?
I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.
I think pornography stops rape, AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic.