Quotes & Jokes about Rain

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There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day, and you go, 'I'm not comin' into work today!' Your boss goes, 'Why not? You sick?' 'No! It's too gray!'

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

If she gets a hot flash and walks into a cold room, she can make it rain.

I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it raining?" "Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk". Here's your sign!

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

My wife's cool. You guys would like her. She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.