Quotes & Jokes about Rain


I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day, and you go, 'I'm not comin' into work today!' Your boss goes, 'Why not? You sick?' 'No! It's too gray!'

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

If she gets a hot flash and walks into a cold room, she can make it rain.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.

My wife's cool. You guys would like her. She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it raining?" "Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk". Here's your sign!

I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, "It's a stormy night." Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: "It's a calm night." Then I'd cross out night. It's noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.