Quotes & Jokes about Rain
I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day, and you go, 'I'm not comin' into work today!' Your boss goes, 'Why not? You sick?' 'No! It's too gray!'
I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.
I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If she gets a hot flash and walks into a cold room, she can make it rain.
Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.
My wife's cool. You guys would like her. She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.