Quotes & Jokes about Rain

I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day, and you go, 'I'm not comin' into work today!' Your boss goes, 'Why not? You sick?' 'No! It's too gray!'

I'm not crying, its just been raining... on my face.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

I think he has a hell of a chance on rain softened ground and he probably represents our best chance for a Festival victory.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I'd write, "It's a stormy night." Then I'd cross out stormy. I'd write: "It's a calm night." Then I'd cross out night. It's noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

If she gets a hot flash and walks into a cold room, she can make it rain.

My wife's cool. You guys would like her. She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.