I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.
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A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.
Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house... and take that fucking bulldozer with you.
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.