Quote by Anthony Jeselnik:

I'm mad at my roommate for masturbating in front of the computer. It's my computer. And he doesn't even watch anything.

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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik is an American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes ironic misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanor, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances.

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