Quote by Aziz Ansari:


Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.

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Aziz Ismail Ansari is an American actor, writer, producer, director, and comedian. He is known for his role as Tom Haverford on the NBC series Parks and Recreation, and as creator and star of the Netflix.

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