Quote by Bonnie McFarlane:

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

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Bonnie McFarlane is a Canadian-American comedian and writer. She is best known for appearing on the second season of the TV reality show Last Comic Standing and for co-hosting the podcast My Wife Hates Me with her husband, comedian Rich Vos.

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