The wussification of America is killing us by teaching us to censor ourselves from what we believe. That’s why I want to see political correctness die in my lifetime, but first... I want to watch it suffer.
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Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
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