Conservative concepts believe in little government - take care of yourself, and that makes men who invent things like the constitution! Liberal thought has big government - we’ll take care of you - and that creates boys and they create things like Occupy Wall Street! There’s a difference between the way men and boys behave.
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The "Power of One" is a slogan - not a goal.
I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
Some people say "don't use your personal life for comedic fodder". These people may be right, but I have no other life to use so fuck em.