A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."
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Quotes by other comedians
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
I didn’t worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.
Jimmy Buffet was entertaining people at the last shuttle launch... talk about outdated technology.