Quote by Christopher Titus:

A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."

Short bio
Christopher Todd Titus is an American comedian and actor. He grew up in Newark, California. Titus came to network audiences with the eponymous FOX show Titus, of which he was the star, executive producer and co-creator.

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