I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
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Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.
George Bush hates midgets.
I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.
Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.