Quote by Dana Gould:

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.

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Dana John Gould is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and voice artist who has been featured on HBO, Showtime, and Comedy Central.

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My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

George Bush hates midgets.

I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.