Quote by Dane Cook:

Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy.

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Dane Jeffrey Cook is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident.

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Fuck you all and suck my hundred million dollar cock!

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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.