Quote by Robin Williams:

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

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Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Born in Chicago, Williams began performing stand-up comedy in San Francisco and Los Angeles during the mid-1970s. After rising to fame playing the alien Mork in the sitcom Mork & Mindy, Williams established a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting.

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If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.