Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
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Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
It’s an amazingly consistent thing with Irish people. We will talk to strangers at parties for hours. It’s what we were bred to do I think. And the Jewish people were bred to write the stuff that we say.
If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.
Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.