My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.
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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, "body by torture". That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.