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I think it's weird that one group took refracted light. Pretty greedy, gays.

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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons.

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I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.