I think it's weird that one group took refracted light. Pretty greedy, gays.
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But after they settle in you've still got to be funny, because for an hour just the fact they get to see you live in a theater is going to wear off if you're not doing well.
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked "petite" and hold on to the receipt.
I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.